cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

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yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/ noun 1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion
prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/
noun
1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

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thebabbagepatch:

icelandicks:

what if your favorite character knocked on your door at like 3 in the morning drunk as hell asking you to go to taco bell with them would you do it

taco bell doesn’t even exist in this country and i would still do it

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weaponsgradegains:

Stop chasing other peoples bodies as your goal body. 

Your body and their body are not the same. No amount of training and dieting is going to help you feel comfortable in your own skin. It may boost your confidence, but in the end you have to want to be in your own skin. 

your wellness is just as important as your fitness and health. 

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"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via peasantfeastivals)

  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.